1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
1. Make separate sandwiches, one…
Every week I get notified of someone who’s copying another person’s tweets without attribution. Sometimes it’s a Twitter newbie with 10 followers who doesn’t really understand it’s wrong, and other times it’s people with 100,000+ followers who knowingly steal high-quality tweets to get themselves…
HEY GUYS, PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW TUMBLR http:/theweekndparty.tumblr.com
please reblog this so i can get more followers!!
What a horribly cruel joke. Yesterday, I was already in a sizable funk when I awoke to news of a fellow Twitterer’s apparent suicide. There was a suicide note on her blog (reprinted below).
There IS NO LIGHT
Posted by TheBeth | Filed under Present | Oct 1, 2011 | Tags: Campbell,…
She lied yesterday.
She lied October 1.
She lied about trying to kill herself last summer.
She lied when I met her in CHSH.
She lied about chemo and cancer and surgery.
She lied about good people in an attempt to smear their name.
She is a vindictive, troubled woman and I hope she…
We are the 99%!
It’s my understanding that someone known to many on Twitter died of a drug overdose in the last few days. From what I’ve pieced together, she took a lethal dose of Clonezapam (a benzodiazepine). She left a husband and two children. My heart goes out to her family. I hope she has found the peace she was seeking.
I am a recovering addict/alcoholic. During the course of my disease I heavily abused benzodiazepines. Several years ago I also took what should have been a lethal dosage of benzos one night. I wasn’t trying to kill myself but knew I had to quit and didn’t want my supply going to waste. Even though I wasn’t taken to the hospital I somehow survived.
If I had died I would have left a 18 month old daughter and a wife that was 7 months pregnant. So this recent event hits close to home for me.
Like I said, I don’t know this person and I have no idea if she was battling addiction or not. Please be kind to her memory and her friends and family. Please pray that her soul be finally at peace.
This is about people who autotweet #FFs for ALL of the people they’re following or whatever.
1. STOP THAT. The gesture is nice but NO ONE reads a #FF with more than 2-3 listed. Actually even 2 people at once may not even get read or whatever because twitter doesn’t care. In addition if I wanted…
Then the comments that followed it .. really, they always make me bust out in uncontrollable laughter
“What are you going to do? Tell mom and dad that I uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? Go ahead!”